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Alone In The World, Neither Here Nor There,
Nothing Is As It seems.
A drug induced slumber, I can't help but wonder,
Are you real, or made of dreams.
6:02 AM EST, A New Day In The Old Town,
The Same Old Story.
Bound again to wander streets, when one no longer bears to sleep,
Entranced by blissful glory.
Over There, Over There, The Road Not Taken,
And Those We Left Behind.
Down a path bereft of tread, a curious thought befalls my head,
A thought of ill conception of the far from conscious mind.
One Night In October, Night Of Desirable Objects,
Back Where You've Never Been.
Belief in a world that doesn't exist, requires less
of a mind that will not be missed,
A sharp shot to the the brain, and so it begins.
The No-Brainer, The Dreamscape,
Grey Matters, no more...
Momentum Deferred from a life without cause,
Dream Logic is always preferred to reality's laws.
Of Human Action is the White Tulip grown,
for The Transformation, Unleashed, only one may atone.
There's More Than One Of Everything,
Of red or of gold,
the Ability to choose is for the Observer to behold.
A Short Story About Love will never be told quite the same,
So if my words leave you ponderous calmly take your
LSD, and Concentrate And Ask Again.
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"The Wells of Fancy overflow, as I'm dragged to the depths of their
undertow.
Past waterlogged watches and teapot shards, through painted roses and playing cards.
Visions of nonsense blur before my green eyes;
Babbling Twins,
Cheshire Grins,
A Tea tray in the velvet skies.
Impossible thing after impossible thing, what world is this where flowers can sing?
Where mice live in teapots, and rabbits mustn't be late,
Where drinking means shrinking,
Go easy on the cake.
Royalty rules, both the kind and the cruel.
While the Vorpal and Jabberwocky ensue with their duel.
Two armies are risen pitted White against Red;
To the Frabjous Day dead,
It's 'Off with your head.'
Falling, falling, falling...
To where the insects are addicts, and the Bandersnatch roams,
Where jam is inconstant and the March Hare makes his home.
Where the places are changing, and no porpoise is without its fish,
No more wondrously mad a land could any Hatter wish.
Here now I am.
On the well's very floor, before me is placed;
Cake,
Drink,
And a Door.
All gifts for myself on the most average day,
I eat the cake,
Drink the drink,
And with a 'Callooh' and a 'Callay!'
I Futterwacken away!
For I appear to've gone Mad,
On this, my most frabjous,
Unbirthday!"

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...
1. Name: Devin Alexander
2. Nickname(s): Any Native American slur would suffice for my friends! :D
3. Birthday: March 25th
4. That makes you: 18
5. Where were you born: In a hospital.
6. Location right now: Mien comfy chair.
7. Shoe size: Sexy loafers.
8. How many piercings?: Nope
9. Tattoos?: I've only ever had henna.
10. When you wake up you're: Pissed I'm awake.
11. When your about to sleep you're: Listening to music and reading.
12. Zodiac sign: Aries
13. Chinese sign: The cock, though for the sake of the children that would be the rooster.
14. Righty or Lefty: Right.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie.
16. School: I miss it.
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Native American, Honky.
18. Hair color: Medium brown.
20. Weight: 150, but my thinness suggests less.
21. Height: My ID says 6'1
22. Braces? Narp, probably could have used them though
23. Glasses? Jinkies! My glasses my glasses, I can't see a thing without my glasses.
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Not presently.
25. If so, who? (see above)
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Not that I know of.
27. Who has a crush on you? Probably many but they are likely too awed by my manliness to come forward about it.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Never. Just never.
29. Who was your first kiss: Kelly the Peacock I believe
30. Who was your last kiss: *DISTRACTED BY A MOTH*
32. Ever had a threesome before? Nope.
33. *i deleted this question. it was creepy*
34. Have you ever been in love? Quite assuredly
35. Broken any hearts? Doubtful
36. Got your heart broken? Quite assuredly
37. Ever liked a friend? That's how one dates to begin with isn't it?
38. What happened? ...I dunno- Yes?
Section Four: Past Relationships (Feel free to skip this section. They're all '...'s.)
39. How many relationships have you been in? 2
40. How many were serious enough to count: 1
41. Who were those serious ones: *MOTH'S BACK*
42. *another creepy question*
43. What made them different: Everything
44. What happened: College. So cliche right?
45. Best boy/girlfriend: (see #41)
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: (This answer based purely on duration of relationship) Sorry kelly! We're cool now though! :D
47. Ever been kissed: Yes.
48. Who do you want back: ...Amelia Earhart what in blue-blazes happened to that woman.
49. Who do you regret: Surprisingly nobody.
50. Why?: Because shut-up.
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: at the moment...Ecruteak City Gym theme music.
52. Movie: The Road to El Dorado.
53. Food: Cheese.
54. Drink: Cactus juice, IT'LL QUENCH YA!
55. Store: 2nd hand bookshops and game shops
56. Television show: Too many.
57. Holiday: Hallows Eve.
58. Book: Twisted (Laurie Halse Anderson)
59. Ice cream: Mint chocolate, what else?...+ Cookies n' Cream
60. Sweets: Ferrero Roche
61. Salty: Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!
62. Type of music: If it sounds good to that's the type I like.
63. Artist: "art" artist = Kari Pelletieri
64. Word: Patior - A Latin word meaning endure, passive, or patient.
65. Time of day: Any time of day when it's raining.
66. Dressing: Nothin' suits me like a suit!
67. Alcoholic drink: I don't ever drink beer, but when I do, I make it Dos Equis
68. Color(s): Green and blue like the sky after a storm.
69. Piece of clothing: Suspenders, don't wear them enough though.
70. Character: Clary Fray, Simon Lewis, and Magnus Bane - The Mortal Instruments. Tessa Gray, James Carstairs, and Henry Branwell - The Infernal devices.
71. Smell: Irises before they wilt of course, then they smell utterly horrible. The scent before and after rain has come.
72. Shampoo: Oldspice. I'm on a horse.
73. Soap: Oldspice.
74. Smiley: OvO ORLY?
75. Board game: Candyland. I get to go all the way to Princess Lolly! What luck!
76. Sport: Hockey was the only one I've enjoyed seeing live.
77. Number: Seven! Allright!
78. Quote: 1) "Don't fear the face, face the fear." -Devin Alexander
79. Animal: Schrodinger's Cat
80. Actor: Not sure.
82. Vegetable: Corn. It's amaizing!...get it?...Fuck you, that's funny.
83. Fruit: Apples
84. Place to be: Somewhere where I can read while listening the sound of rain nearby.
85. Thing in your room: ...an old cigar box.
86. Gum: Prince Hubba Bubba.
87. Shape: Triangles are pretty nifty! :D
88. Country: eh... I've not traveled enough, but I've always wanted to see Italy, France, you know the basics.
89. Mall: No preference.
90. Car: Bently 1950 black/gray/dark green
91. Boy's name: Simon.
92. Girl's name: Annette.
93. Family member: Myself?
94. Restaurant: Don't go out to eat much, The Chancery was the nicest place I remember.
95. Movie place: Couldn't care less as long as the movie is good.
96. Person to go to the movies with: My hommies...on the street. AKA the biggest bunch of delightful lunatics you're likely to meet.
97. Noise: Thunderstorms, piano music.
98. Brand of shoe: Oh, these sexy loafers? I cobbled them myself!
99. Brand of clothing: ...Those aren't just for food products. :p
100. Body part of a chicken: The beak...when I throw chickens at my enemies that is the part I want to strike them with...
101. Swear word: Fuckedy fuck fuck.
102. Month: January. Rainy and cool.
103. Possession: Pocket watch.
104. Team: Rocket.
105. Season: Fall.
106. Radio station: Don't listen to radio much.
202. Gone on a road trip: I've been on trips that involved driving.
203. Went out of the country: Yes.
204. Talked back to an adult: Why shouldn't I?
205. Broken a law: Only once or twice.
206. Got pulled over: while walking?.....Actually once I did! They got a call saying someone saw me walking down the street looking like I was drunk! You try walking downhill, on ice, while pigeon-toed and see how drunk off you ass you look!
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Perhaps as a child.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yes, and I was awkward of course.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Nope.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nope.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: 10 second rule.
213. Moon someone: ...maybe?
214. Shop-lifted: Likely. But not in years, thank god.
215. Worked at McDonald's: No.
216. Eaten a dog: No...the damn thing is always one step ahead, but one of these days...he'll let his guard down. *Maniacal Laugh*
217. Give money to a homeless person: "Cootch for change!" Only a few friends will understand what this refers to! XD
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Oddly no.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: It was forced ok!
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: Heavens no! *Blows bubbles from plastic pipe in your face*
222. Done drugs: Nope.
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Nope.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Does myself count?
225. Had cyber sex: Nope.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Nope again.
227. Caught someone doing something: Pretty much every time I look at someone I catch them doing something.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Knowing my friends I'm not sure why not.
229. Cried during a movie: Yes...when Leo went under I...OH GOD NOT AGAIN!! *sob*
230. Cried over someone: Who hasn't.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: I have fairly attractive friends.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope.
233. Ran away from home: No, just wander around town.
234. Cheated on a test: Maybe? Can't recall, just know I wasn't always the best test taker.
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: Eep.
236. Sky dive: Possibly.
237. Swim with dolphins: I don't see why not.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Goes against the Bro Code. The supreme law of the land.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Doubtfully.
240. Lie to the police: It's the American way.
241. Run from the police: (See #240)
242. Lie to your parents: I exist of course I have.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: If I would then they're not my friend.
244. Be an exotic dancer: I've been told that when hypnotized I could be! XD Seriously.
245. *mentally scarring question here*
Section Thirteen: Are you
246. Shy: Generally more reluctant for contact than shy.
247. Loud: Not often but my friends know I can be.
248. Nice: Almost exclusively, but not usually able to be so outwardly to people I don't know well.
249: Outgoing: I'm working on it.
250: Quiet: *silence*
251. Mean: There are certain subjects that test my limits. If you know me you likely know what those are.
252. Emotional: Recently less than usual.
253. Sensitive: (See #251)
254. Gay: A little for Hugh Laurie, but who isn't these days am I right? Just me?...never mind then. XD
255. Strong: Strong-willed maybe.
256. Weak: Less than others might think, but not really epically strong.
257. Caring: Sometimes even when I needn't be. Both a gift and a flaw I suppose.
258. Dangerous: I'm a Private I, a crooked cop, a secret agent, and a celebrity pharmacist. Yes. Yes I am.
259. Crazy: I'm afraid so... I'm mad. Bonkers. Off my head... but I'll tell you a secret... all of the best people are.
260. Spontaneous: It could happen, but you wouldn't see it coming. ;)
261. Funny: SOOO many inside jokes!
262. Sweet: ...I've been told, disgustingly so.
263. Sharing: Generally yes.
264. Responsible: I intend to be more so very soon.
265. Trustworthy: Flawlessly if one has earned it of me.
266. Open-minded: To a degree I guess.
267. Creative: Yes, but not as much as I'd like.
268. Cute: Not sure.
269. Slick: I could be if I tried I guess.
270. Smart: I know a lot about things that aren't all that important.
271. Dumb: No, just find uncommon things to gather knowledge on.
272. Evil: What ever do you mean? *tweedles mustache while finishing tying a damsel to the grainy, black and white train tracks.*
273. Ghetto: Not even a little.
274. Classy: I walk with my left hand in my pocket and my right, out in front of me as if holding an invisible cigar. What do you think?
275. Photogenic: I don't think so but surprise actually good photos of me have been taken.
276. Dependable: I'd hope so, for my friends.
277. Greedy: Not really.
278. Ugly: I've actually been told once that I look like a young Johnny Depp, which suggests mild attractiveness at least, but really that description is quite generous. I'm alright.
279. Messy: Can be, but hate to see a mess and will usually get it out of the way.
280. Neat: Try to be.
281. Perverted: Only on special occasions you know; birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, etc.
282. Silly: Quite.
283. A B****: Since there are just stars after the "B" I'm going to have guess at the word...No, I am not a baker.
284. A Good Listener: One of my greatest gifts. I listen far more than I speak, I am quite adept at taking the burden of secrets from others.
285. A Fighter: If it is for something I believe to be undeniably worth it I will not falter.
286. A Party Animal: Not really.
287. A Game Freak: Pokemon and Legend of Zelda.
288. A Computer Freak: Nope, my older brother got that. I got the devilishly good looks and swarthy charm. ;)
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: Several things; Photographer, or published author or poet.
290. Dream house: Extravagant would be nice but, a modest cabin by a lake surrounded by nature would be just as nice.
291. Husband/Wife: Someday I hope.
292. Kids: 1 definitely, at most 2. One of each.
293. Names: (See #91+92)
294. Pets: Cat named Schrodinger, possibly an owl of some sort, cause I'm weird like that.
295. Car: Something black or darkly colored at least, sharp and ominous.
296. Age you would want to get married: Whenever it happens to happen.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Kari Lynn Pelletieri, no question.
298. Honeymoon: Who knows...I hope it rains though.
Section Fifteen: Your friends
299. Best friend: Kari Lynn Pelletieri.
300. Known the longest: Kari Lynn Pelletieri. Since we were 2 after she ran me over with a tricycle.
301. Craziest: Kari Lynn Pelletieri.
302. Loudest: Kari Lynn Pelletieri.
303. Shyest: None, they're all quite outgoing.
304. Best hair: Kari, and Kelly.
305. Best eyes: Jennifer.
306. Best body: (See #304), Rachel Wroblewski.
307. Most Athletic: (See #304)
308. Hot-Tempered: (see #304)
309. Most impatient: Not sure.
310. Shortest: Kari Lynn Pelletieri.
311. Tallest: Dustin Matthew-William Fell.
312. Skinniest: Me
313. Best singer: Rachel Wroblewski
314. Funniest: All of them.
315. Can always make you laugh: (See #314)
316. Wish you talked to more: A lot of them I don't see nowadays.
317. Wish you saw more: (See #314)
318. Who drives you insane after a while: (See #314)
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Kari Lynn Pelletieri.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': For a year or two things were iffy, but now we're cool. It wasn't too serious anyway.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Kari Lynn Pelletieri, yet again.
322. Who is like your family: Every last one, only better.
323. How many friends do you have?: Around the 13ish area I think.
324. How many are really close? My closest are a set 5 I'd say.
Section Sixteen: The last
325. Thing you ate: Salami sandwich.
326. Thing you drank: Some kind of iced tea I think.
327. Thing you wore: ...It's late not much. ;)
328. Thing you did: Highlight and delete the previous meme taker's response to type this one. :D
329. Place you went: This place I guess.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing. Well had a henna tattoo quite a while back on my shoulders.
331. Person you saw: A sleeping dumbass.
332. Person you hugged: Dustin Matthew-William Fell.
333. Person you kissed: *RETURN OF THE MOTH*
334. *creepy question alert*
335. Person you talked to online: Scottiosis.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Kari Lynn Pelletieri
337. Song you heard: "Infected" - Bad Religion
338. Show you saw: Bones.
339. Time you fought with your parents: Huh...can't remember.
340. Time you fought with a friend: Never really "fight".
341. Words you said: They are of little consequence...
Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Yummy oxygen.
344. What are you drinking: Looks into empty cup.
345. What are you thinking: About the past, and the future.
346. What are you wearing: (See #327)
347. What are you doing: listening to music, this meme.
349. Hair: ...Hairy...?
350. Mood: Nostalgic.
351. Listening to: "If I Could Change The World" - Eric Clapton.
352. Talking to anyone: Nope
353. Watching anything: Nope
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: Yes
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes.
357. Do you like penguins: Of course moron!
358. Do you write poetry: It's one of the few things I'm actually good at, when the mood strikes me.
359. Do you see stupid people: On occasion.
360. You + Me: *stares until left alone*
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Just Ozzie.
362. Can you see flying pigs: Ad astra per alas porci. ONLY EVERYWHERE!!!
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: I sleep on a couch, underground...there are a few. Don't judge me!
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Not that I'm aware of.
365. *just a dumb question*
366. Are you a zombie: *stagger* "grumble...growl..."
367. Am i annoying you: You were, now you're not.
368. Do you bite your nails: No
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: I can. I don't. It's a couch.
371. *awkward*
Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Winter.
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn.
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira.
375. MTV or VH1: Neither.
376. Black or White: The middle one!
377. Yellow or Pink: Niether.
378. Football or Basketball: Curling...eh?
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile phone.
380. Pen or Pencil: Pen...cil? I CAN'T CHOOSE!
381. Cold or Hot: Cool.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos.
383. Inside or Outside: Outside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Children's card games.
385. Coke or Pepsi: I'm off soda at the moment.
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: Neither
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: some is okay, some is not to me.
389. About boy bands: ...really?
390. About suicide: Everyone thinks about it at some point. The strong think more about living.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: My opinion is that a blunt steel instrument won't draw blood from the eye-socket if forced violently into it. Let's see how my opinion forced on you works out shall we? :)
392. About teen pregnancy: Congrats. Don't fuck it up though.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: ...away from this town. Hopefully typing up my newest novel draft.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Kari Lynn Pelletieri, and likely a few others too.
395. About gay men: Can't blame them, women are insane.
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: Nope.
397. Current weather right now: Night, windy.
398. Current time: 4:08am
399. Any shout outs: Nope.
400. Last thoughts: To any who have read this far I suppose you may know more about me now, or are just more confused by the abundance of not so serious answers. Either way, thanks for taking the time.

Ave atque vale,
Devin Alexander...
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Cheese...

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I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmond Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herries by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish... And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles...I want to buy some cheese!
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